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It's Austin Powers, Baby!
He may be the biggest douche evah, but there's something about Austin Powers that keeps me coming back for more. It sure as hell ain't his oral hygiene, or his Swedish-made penis enlarger (which he denies, denies, denies ever owning), or his insistence on reducing women to infants. It's .
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Man in Penis Costume 'Streaks' Graduation With Silly String
Streaking your high school graduation in an oversized penis costume? Funny. Streaking a high school graduation when you're not graduating and have no business being there in the first place in a penis costume?
Can We Tighten That Tie...a Lot?
Someone here is much too manly to wear his heart on his sleeve, so to overcompensate, he wears his penis 'round his neck. From the vulgar neck piece to the tuxedo tee to the bow tie down below, this is one desperate dud. Or one classy stud — if you're hard up and shameless.
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60-Foot Penis Painted on Roof
Like mooning, fart jokes, and falling humor, a good penis drawing never fails to elicit a cheap and easy chuckle. That's what an 18-year-old in Berkshire, England, thought when he secretly painted a 60-foot penis on the roof of his parents' mansion. They say he'll have to wash it off when he's back from travelling.
What's Up With Curvature of the Penis?
Just as all women's breasts look different, men's private parts can differ too. Some are longer, shorter, thicker, or thinner. Some even curve.
You Asked: His Penis Makes Me Nervous
Dear Sugar,
I've been seeing my new boyfriend for about five months and we have plenty of good fun sex, some adventurous stuff too (well, adventurous for me), but the trouble is he thinks that I don't like his penis because I don't do well with hand and oral endeavors. He is great at explaining what he wants and how to pleasure himself, but I'm not a talker so I end up flustered and self conscious about messing up. I'm worried that he'll give up on me and look elsewhere.
Introducing: The Penis Slide
Umm, if ever a video deserved the WTF?! tag, this one does. It shows children sliding down a (what else could you call it?!) penis slide, while "Bohemian Rhapsody" performed by that dude who hand-farts music serves as the soundtrack.
Have Your Cake and Blow It, Too
Who doesn't love a custard-filled cake?
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She Doesn't Get Paid Enough
Look very closely: The writing's on the wall.
Thanks, College Humor!
What Women Want?
It's been well over a year since we featured the Magic Cone Disposable Urination Funnel for Women as our product of the day. The product had a set of cartoon instructions featuring a girl wearing a uniform and a sensible pair of white undies demonstrating its use. This was disturbing, but not as disturbing as the following live-action video where some chick uses the funnel to pee — with much better aim and precision than most men, I might add — straight into a flower vase.
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